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DVD

 

Nick Moran, Phil Davis, Lisa Faulkner, Joe Bugner, Julian Clary  Samantha Janus, Dave Courtney, Hugh Fraser.
'Baby Juice Express' 

2001  CERT 15

Baby Juice Express is an outrageous comedy heist movie with a difference - because the only thing being hijacked is a tube of criminal sperm!  
Fast and spunky, the film is directed by Mike Hurst (New Blood) from a script co-written with lead actor Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels).  Baby Juice Express features some of the hottest comedy talents in the UK - including JULIAN CLARY as a gay gangster called Jason.

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AUDIO

'Just A Minute'   BBC Radio 4
Julian features on various Audio cassettes & CD's from the popular 'Just A Minute' radio shows with Nicholas Parsons

 

 

JULIAN READS & RECOMMENDS;

'Stop Thinking & Start Living' 

Book by Richard Carlson

"Common-sense strategies for discovering lifelong happiness"

 

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VINYL RECORDS    7" & 12" available

 

The Joan Collins Fan Club   1988  '10 Records Ltd' 

'Leader of the Pack'                         

B side: 'Jacques'

 

7" TEN 227 & 12" TENX 227

 

Julian Clary   1990   'Wonderdog Records Ltd'

'Wandrin' Star'

B Side: 'Uncanny and Unnatural'

 

7" DOG 1 & 12" 12DOG 1

 

BOOKS

 

The Joan Collins Fan Club

'My Life with Fanny the Wonderdog'

Written by Julian Clary & Paul Merton 1989

A beautifully written book, jam packed with humour, this is a true ( if slightly exaggerated) story of Julian's humble beginnings, playing with plastic farm animals as a child, living in a bed-sit, working as a Tarzan-o-gram, and trying to make a name for himself on the cabaret circuit.

 

this book does crop up for sale on ebay, buy at your own risk

Julian Clary

'How to be a Real Man'

Written by Julian Clary with Mark Leigh & Mike Lepine 1992

A comprehensive and colourful guide containing everything you need to know in order to behave like a real man, including: how to dress on a building site, how to walk in a masculine fashion, and where to go on your stag night - all drawn from Julian's own life experiences, I'm sure.

 

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Some of the other videos available featuring Julian;   
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julian's comedy routine is great & he looks lovely,  but he's not on for long ! Book also available, julian is great on the video, but is not on for long !  julian's acting abilities shine through on this lovely video !  bless his little heart 

 

click to buy from amazon.co.uk  Julian's acting abilities shine through on this lovely video !   a few cameo appearances by our julian, the plot is alright if you like the 'naked gun' style of comedy  click to buy from amazon.co.uk, julian does feature briefly in this video in an unfunny gameshow, the rest of the video is utter rubbish !

 

 

 

VIDEO RELEASES
 

Julian Clary a.k.a. The Joan Collins Fan Club  'The Mincing Machine Tour'  

1989  CERT 15

This video features a fairly young Julian performing at one of his stage shows, recorded live at the Hackney Empire in the summer of 1989.  Eighty-six delightful minutes of Julian's unique brand of humour, outlandish costumes and mascara a-plenty, with a few sing songs thrown in for good measure.  A joy to watch.

 

Virgin Vision Ltd, Wonderdog Productions Ltd

 

Julian Clary 'The Mincing Machine Tour'  

1993 CERT 15

This is the same video as above re-released with a different picture sleeve and 'The Joan Collins Fan Club' dropped from the title.

 

Vision Video Ltd, Wonderdog Productions Ltd

 

'The Best of Sticky Moments'

1989  CERT PG

Sticky Moments was an hilarious game show hosted by Julian and first televised for Channel Four.  This video features some of the episodes of the series.

 

PolyGram Video Ltd, A Wonderdog Production for Channel 4

Julian Clary 'My Glittering Passage'

1993 CERT 18

No expense spared on this lavish stage production, recorded live during Julian's 1993 tour.  Julian looks absolutely stunning in a variety of outrageous costumes, including an octopus!  As well as his usual mix of comedy and audience participation, there are some wonderfully choreographed song and dance routines. 

 

A Wonderdog Production for BMG International