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Julian is currently starring as 'Emcee' in the musical

CABARET

at the Lyric Theatre in Shaftesbury Avenue, London
- until March 15th 2008

Check out our new 'Cabaret' section on the forum, for all the latest news on this and lots more !!


Exclusively talking to julianclary.net, Julian says: "I've always wanted to do this part, and I'm suitably excited and nervous!"

 

JULIAN CLARY
presents

The Immodest Tease Show!

Tuesday March 18th
&
Wednesday March 19th 2008

KOKO, London NW1

Doors 8pm  -   Show 9pm   -  Dancing ‘til late  

The eagerly anticipated
first novel by Julian Clary

 'Murder Most Fab'

OUT NOW !!

Order Online HERE

Available in most good bookshops

 

Synopsis
Life, it seems, couldn't be better for smooth TV presenter Johnny Debonair. He's at the top of the pile: "Mr Saturday Night" on prime time, with his recent memoir "Gentleman's Relish" riding high in the bestsellers. Over lunch at La Mirabelle with his editor Pip Hardback, he announces that next he'd like to write a novel: the story of a young man, similar to himself in many ways, until he becomes involved in a series of murders. 'It's a great idea,' says Pip, licking his lips, 'a comedy thriller,' and a handsome advance is handed over. The one thing Johnny, or JD as he prefers it, fails to tell his editor is that this isn't fiction. The story JD is about to unleash is the dark truth of his life that could never have been revealed in his memoir. What follows is a hilarious tale of murderous deception and of closets overrun with skeletons: an unorthodox mother and a missing father, a past life as an upmarket rentboy and then a mercy killing that inevitably leads to another killing, and another and another. As JD swiftly climbs the celebrity ladder, it is only a matter of time before his two lives collide with seriously funny consequences. A fiendish satire of ambition and modern celebrity success - E F Benson meets Jeffrey Dahmer - from one of our most loved comedy icons.

 

 

 
Julian's Weekly Column

 


'The New Statesman'

A look at the week through the eyes of a camp comic and renowned homosexual. He may pass a withering comment on the politicians of the day but he's more likely to write about skin care products or the toads in his garden.

CLICK HERE

 

 


The Little Princess
'The Little Princess'

The popular children's cartoon series is voiced by Julian Clary & Jane Horrocks.  
Shown on Channel Five & Five life's 'Milkshake'  Check current TV listings for dates & times

Watch a clip HERE

 

 

Little Princess is now out on DVD

Order from Amazon HERE

 


'more than a little dirty, but nevertheless entirely engrossing, Clary's passage is worth exploring to the very end'  - The Pink Paper

 

'A Young Man's Passage'

Julian's critically acclaimed autobiography

 still available in;

HARDBACK

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Synopsis
This is Julian Clary's story, in his own words - the tale of an awkward schoolboy who became a huge worldwide success on stage and screen. After a sheltered suburban upbringing, Julian was sent to St Benedict's, where beatings from 'holy' men gave him some brutal life lessons, and other 'unholy' boys his first awakenings of sexuality. He had just one true friend and ally, Nick - to his other school peers, Julian's aloof demeanour made him an enigma or simply a figure of ridicule. In school, he was just another pained adolescent, but inside, Julian was a new Jean Genet or Quentin Crisp bursting to get out. Leaving St Benedict's thankfully behind him, Julian went on to college, where he found his true vocation as an entertainer with a peculiar comic brand of smut and glamour. At the same time, he was finding as much sex as he could, sometimes with remarkably less-than-glamorous characters. Periods in community theatre and the singing telegram industry followed before Julian hit the big time with cabaret co-star Fanny, the Wonder Dog, as The Joan Collins Fan Club. Soon, the world was his oyster. But fame came at a price, as Julian struggled not only with the reality of being a high-profile gay man in the 1980s, but also the pain of losing his lover to terminal illness. Far more than just another celebrity autobiography or 'funny book', this is a touching, beautifully written, and wryly witty account of a unique progression from shy child to comedy icon.

 

 

'Sharing a Shell'

A delightful children's paperback book, with CD narrated by Julian Clary

CLICK HERE

 

 

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