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'WISDOM - What I know about ...'

Neighbours
An Australian T.V. soap, popular with bored housewives & students.
A true portrait of suburban Aussie life.

Sex
A Leisure activity sometimes practiced within the confines of a loving relationship but can also be attempted with strangers.
Best avoided with relatives or Tasmanians.

My Body
A Temple & poplular place of worship.  Entry is free, although a small deposit before departure is greatly appreciated.

Wealth
A means to an end, the end being freedom to do as you please.  You might as well be wealthy as not, but it's vital to keep money circulating: the more you give away the more the universe donates to you.

Food
Fuel for the body & mind, my favourite food is oysters, and the main reason I visit Australia.  Bigger & better than anywhere else, a rock oyster dipped in balsamic vinegar slips down the back of the throat like a Spanish soldiers member.
 

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